👉 "Cytophaga flexibacter? Now, this is a bacterial name that might sound like something from a sci-fi horror movie, but let me break it down for you: it's the parasitic fly with a taste for human flesh! It's like the 'buzz' of a bad joke but for the unsuspecting. These flies are known to attach themselves to the skin of their hosts, much like how a clown might attach itself to a stage, but instead of making people laugh, it just makes them feel slightly... off-kilter."
And here's an edgy example sentence using it: "After my cat bit me, I noticed a 'Cytophaga flexibacter' fly buzzing around my exposed, slightly macabre skin like a tiny, disgusted vampire with a taste for human flesh."